G’day! Can I please have your attention for just a moment or two? As I’m considered part of this family, don’t you reckon it would be beaut to have a portrait of me, just like one of these, in a place of honour along with the rest of the mob?
I’d like to point out what a faithful loyal friend I’ve been, and really, that hasn’t been difficult with a family like ours. I’ve entertained with my antics, protected with my ferocious bark, cared for you with my sensitive and kind nature - but most of all, I’ve been totally devoted and loved you unconditionally all my life.
Now fair dinkum, you’ve gotta agree, I deserve a portrait up there on the wall with the rest of the mob. While we’re talking about it, how about Whiskers, and Pollie, and Neddy? They’ve been faithful Pals too.